Epic Fail

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Zack Schalge
Epic Fail
I’ am from a place called Annapolis Maryland, I grew up here, and I like to think that I know what the best and worst restaurants are, just as many would in the town that they grew up in. If you have ever heard of the show “Man vs. Food” then you may have heard of a restaurant in downtown Annapolis called Chick & Ruth’s. This is a well-known restaurant and is very popular in Annapolis and the Maryland area, attracting high appraisal from organizations like the Food Channel. My slam piece presents a view that is the complete opposite to what the popular view is on the restaurant, as Chick & Ruth’s left me in disgust and sick to my stomach.
The main reason why I don’t like this restaurant and why I would consider my visit to the restaurant as an epic fail is because I found a lot of hair in my food. Without the hair in their food, it’s not that bad at all, and is pretty good for breakfast. I knew about Chick and Ruth’s for many years prior to the event I’ am describing, I was even told by the majority of my friends that the food is exceptionally good for the price of a meal. As I thought more and more about going to eat there, I looked at the menu online; the menu sounded great to me and was also very cheap indeed. So I asked my mother and brother if they would like to go to Chick & Ruth’s to see what all the hype was about. As my family and I are getting closer to the restaurant I get more excited, the anticipation I have for my first time at this homey restaurant is as high as the appraisal from my gullible friends. I ordered the omelet with hash browns and sausage, and it came out in a timely manner, the restaurant is decorated with old time antiques and autographed picture like the Smithsonian with ancient artifacts. Finally, it’s time to dig in; I needed this food like a fish needs water. I take my first bite, and…...

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